LOL !
How do you make a woman pick cotton? > Set the string on
fire !!!
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? > Full!!!
What do you call a midget with a yeast infection? > A quarter
pounder with cheese !!!
Why was there lipstick on the blondes steering wheel? >
She was trying to blow the horn !!!
A cop pulls over a hot blonde in a convertible, as he is talking
to her he starts to unzip his pants. >> She says OH
NO not another breathalizer test, thats the third one today!!!!
A guy meets a hooker at the beach, and he asked her How much?
She said $25.00. He agreed and they went down by the ocean
and were having sex, right as he was about to come, she cuts
a huge fart. When he got up he handed her $40.00. She said
>whats the extra money for? He says> For blowing
the sand off of my balls!!!!
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