pick up lines......for either sex
Here is a collection of pickup lines that can be used on either
sex.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all
over you.
Hi, who's your friend?
Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my
heart.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking
you out.
Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken
the ice, my name is...'
Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk
by again?
Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this
world!
Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because,
you sure make my heart melt!
Your feet must be tired, because you've been running
through my mind all day long.
Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're
the only 10 I see!
What's your sign?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You
want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically
delicious!
I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your
going to call me soon!
So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we
get some play?
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour
all my love onto you.
You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking
off?
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is
it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss
anyway?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend
that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with
you.
You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break
the ice.
I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young
to be here without an adult.
You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how
much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.
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