The Honeymoon
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right
in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc?... I'm going on my honeymoon
next week and my fianc is
still a virgin - in every way."
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie
in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should
be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors
and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together; .an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and
goes on their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to
reveal her beautiful breasts.
She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched
these."
He immediately drops his pants and replies, ...
"Look at this, ... still in the CRATE!"
|
