To golfguy ,if he is real...(ohmylord)

Do you honestly think I would write this just for you to see
? In order to make sure I make just a little fool of myself
? Forget it ! If I do , everyone may see it and ...would you
please sit still for a second ?-"!SLAPPP!"!
Thank you , I hope you woke up .Yes , some girls are real
, some women are real too .Some don't even have an answering
machine .And instead of slapping those verbally you could
try to find an answer and come up with the idea , that you
might have to change this habbit of picking the wrong girls
/women .Maybe you are one of those amazing guys that look
for Barbie now that she and Ken broke up and forgot that she
probably gets such a lot of calls that she needs that machine
in order to stay sane .Or suggest that every girl should
add if she just wants her answering machine from getting
rusty if she uses one-then you will be a lot wiser and less
frustrated .Do you know that there still are a few women
who might concider it rude to see that they are talked about
like this ? Well , that is it .Really .And I'd be real
glad if you would not bother to knock.
A real girl.How I can be so sure ? It hurts if I pinch myself.....!And
I don't like it.Now good luck , I also know that a few
things can be annoying .
Tinka

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