woman and wheelchairman
so a 70 year old woman decides that its now time for her to
look for a mate after her husbands death. she decids to place
an personal add in the paper. she writes "single older
woman looking for a man in his seventys that wont raise a
hand against a woman, run away from her and that has sexual
vigor". a week later she gets a call that a man wants
to meet her. she agrees. she then hears the dorrbell ring,
opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair that has no arms
and no legs. she nicely tells the man that shes into men that
have all their apendages. the man ask for a chance and being
the sweet old lady that she is she decides to give him a chance.
she asks "why shoul i choose you." he says well
i dont have any arms so you dont have to worry about me hitting
you and i dont have legs so you know i wont run away and leave
you. the woman, amused, asks....and what about your sexual
vigor. the man looks at her, smile and says how do you think
i rang the doorbell.
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