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4 kinds of sex

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over
the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you
only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many
years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK
YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in
the divorce court in front of many people for every penny
you've got.