Busy Bulls
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading
down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first
bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times
last year." The wife turns to her husband and says,
"He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This
bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her
husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year.
That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one,
also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This
bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth
drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last
year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this
one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and see if
it was 365 times with the same cow."
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