Math...
"Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain
needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise
happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not
be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive
this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old
teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting
for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this
letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old
pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are,
you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a
lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up.
Your Wife"
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