Things I Love.......
These are the things I love...
1) Yugoslavian Love Beads..
2) Little Puppies that can't tell....
3) Dancing in the dark, okay..sex!
4) Dancing with myself..okay...masturbation!!
5) Dancing with your mother...okay..masturbation!!
6) Dead Republicans....
7) Flesh eating viruses as a diet option....
8) Women in North Dakota...giggle
9) Redheads, who are sexual anarchists....
10) Bubble baths with my parole officer....
And most of all I love typing with one hand....
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