A Mortician
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to
examine
the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or
cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was
about
to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Schwartz
had the
longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz, " said the mortician,
"But I can't send
you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like
this.
It has to be saved for posterity."
And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead
man's
schlong.
The coroner stuffed his prize into his briefcase and took
it
home. The first person he showed was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe, "
he said as
he opened his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" she screamed, "Schwartz
is dead!"
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