Bob The Sperm
Once there was a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperm
were just swimming around, Bob was doing sprints and lifting
weights all the other sperms asked him one day, "Why
don't you just swim around like us?"
Bob replied, with a smirk, "well, when the time comes,
I'm gonna be the first one there".
The others told him it was just destiny, but he said it wasn't.
So, the day finally came when they were called upon. They
were swimming along when Bob pulled ahead of the rest. Suddenly
he stopped and turned around and headed back.
The others asked him why he turned around and he said, "back
up boys it's a BLOW JOB!"
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