Clinton and Sex
Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian
who said
he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right -
I miss Bill Clinton! He was
the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!
And, he gets a
check from the government every month. Manufacturers
announced today
that they will be stocking America's shelves this
week with "Clinton
Soup, "
in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished
men. It consists
primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor
Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada
this year.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton
replied, "I
don't
know, I never had one."
American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking
Eagle" because he is
so full of it he can't fly. Clinton lacked only three
things to become one
of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision,
wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and
Moe. The
Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear
to tell the truth as I
know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing
but what I
think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President
to do Hanky
Panky between Bushes.
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