Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter
answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock
will move."
"Oh, " said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Nelson Mandela's. The hands have
never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."
Incredible, " said the man. "And whose clock
is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the
man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's
using it as a ceiling fan !"
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