Cloud 9
Washington, Lincoln and Hitler are all on cloud nine.
Washington has 2 cherries,
Lincoln has 2 blocks of wood,
and Hitler has 2 bombs.
They all throw them down to earth.
After several minutes go buy they went down to see what happened.
They found 2 boys crying and 1 boy laughing.
Washington went to one of the boys crying, " Why are
you crying young man?"
The crying boy said, " 2 cherries fell out of the sky
and hit me on the head!"
Lincoln went to the other boy crying, " Why are you
crying young man?"
The other crying boy said, " 2 blocks of wood came
out of the sky and hit me on the head!"
Hitler went to the boy laughing, " Why are you laughing
young man?"
The laughing boy replied, " I farted and a house blew
up!"
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