Five surgeons
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients
on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical
order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers...those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the
job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
and no spine, and the head and ass are interchangeable."
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