I'm from Ireland too!
An Irish man was sitting alone at a bar at 3:00 in the afternoon
when a man came from the bathroom and sat right beside him.
"Where you from?", the Irish man said. "Ireland, "
the other man said. "Holy shit! Me too! Let's
drink to Ireland, " said the Irish man. After a minute
or two, he pipes up again, "Where in Ireland?"
"Dublin, " the other man responded. "Holy
shit, bless my lucky stars, I'm from Dublin too, "
the Irish man said, "let's drink to Dublin."
So, the two take another big drink. "What school did
you attend?", the Irish man asked. "St. Catherine's, "
said the other guy. "I don't fucking believe
it, me too!", said the Irish guy, "let's
drink to St. Catherine's." The two downed another
pint. "Now, what year did you graduate from St. Catherine's?",
asked the Irish man. "1971, " answered the
other guy. "I can't believe this is happening,
I graduated in 1971!", the Irish man exclaimed. About
this time another man at the end of the bar is listening to
the whole conversation and he turns to the bartender, "What's
going on down there?" "Oh nothing, "
the bartender said, "the O'Malley twins are
drunk again."
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