More Blonde Jokes
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes,
it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the
story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a
huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it to you!"
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river
and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!"
she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river
and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on
the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see
that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing
that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn
and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!"
the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the
first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook
their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot!
You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid,
you know. We're going at night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night, and it was
her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &
Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and
someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought
for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two
new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde
responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was
named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?" "HelOOOooo, "
answered the blond. "They're watch dogs."
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