Paddy in pub quiz
Paddy & his friends were forever entering the local
pub quiz
Only to get beaten by the local toffs every week.
This week Paddy devised a plan using a mobile & a friend
at home on the pc.
It worked like a charm. Paddy & co. were winning, but
only just. It was down to the last question with paddys team
a point ahead. The toffs get it correct.
It's a tie break. 1st team captain to get the answer
WINS.
The question is...which bird lives in a nest it has not built
itself. Quick as a flash paddy shouts CUCKOO.
CORRECT.
Later at the bar paddys mate is congratulating him on winning
the tie break. Paddy he says "i'd never in a million
years have thought you'd know cuckoos steal &
live in other birds nests".
Paddy turns to his mate and says "away and don't
be so stupid cuckoos live in clocks", "everyone
knows that"
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