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A guy walks into a bar...

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders six shots of good
Kentucky bourbon.

The bartender says, "Sounds like you're celebrating
something... What's the occasion?"

"My first blow job, " says the guy as he tosses
back the last one.

"Congartulations!" says the bartender. "Here...
have another on the house."

"No, thanks, " says the guy, getting up. "If
the first six didn't do the job, another one won't
get the taste out of my mouth."