Too Much Sex
Why is it that men boast about:
-How big it is.
-How long they can go for.
-How they will make you cum over and over again.
Complain about:
-Not getting sex often enough.
-Not getting enough head, ass, etc.
-The lack of variety when they do get it.
-How she's not attractive enough.
Yet you disappoint me every single time.
(OK once I wasn't disappointed, but after 42 hours
of machinelike sex how could I be anything but satisfied)
I'm single, independent, educated, cute, confident,
and I don't care if you call the next day, quite frankly
I'd rather you not. Over all a really good fuck. And
I DO love to fuck. So why is it that when it comes down to business
you aren't really that big, can't last past one
orgasm, and treat my clit like a knob on some toaster expecting
it to work just because you happen to touch it.
About not getting it enough perhaps you would like to take
a look in the mirror. Gawd, you go to work, sit in your own
sweat for 9 hours, then come home expecting a blow-job?
At least take a shower first. Be attractive yourself or
at least clean. And for heavens sake don't expect a
freakin' porn star when you respond to ads if you aren't
one yourself.
It isn't what you got, it's what you DO with what
you've got that's important.
Anyone care to break a 42 hour record? Muawahahaha!
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