Funeral planning?
Three gay guys just found out that their lovers had all past
away. They
all agreed to have their lovers cremated, and were standing
around talking
about what they were going to do with their ashes.
Gay guy #1
"I'm gonna pour my lover's ashes in the ocean,
because we use to
always love going to see the ocean."
Gay guy #2
"I'm gonna pour my lover's ashes over the
mountain top, because
we use to always love going to the mountains."
Gay guy #3
"I'm gonna pour my lover's ashes over the
hottest bowl of chili
I can find."
The other two gay guys ask why in the world he would do that,
and gay
guy #3 replied:
"Because I figured I'd let him tear my up my ass
one last time
before I say goodbye."
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