gay stories

SIgns you are having a bad day

1.Your neighbors shake there head when you walk down the
street.

2. You call a suicide hotline and they put you on hold.

3.When you call 911 the operator laughs at you hysterically.

4.When you go on your honeymoon out of state with your new
spouse, the manager says to your spouse, Welcome back
Everyowould you like your same room.

5.You finally meet the person you have been havin cybersex
with and it turns out to be one of your parents.

6.Your coworkers avoid you the morning after the company
party.

7.Your doctor asks if you want the good news or bad news.

8.When you go out to dinner they offer you the senior citzen
discount.
and you are only 30.