 | first time in the butt!!! |
I walked out of the bar to the parking lot. It was after nine
oclock in the evening. I stepped into a phone booth and
called her up. I hadnt had a date with this girl in almost
a year... |
 | bar joke |
A man is sitting at a bar when he gets a great idea. He says,
"bartender, bring me a beer". The bartender
brings it to him and he downs it. Then he says, "bartender,
i bet you a... |
 | Polish humor from long ago |
The were 3 men, a soldier, an indian, & a polack taking
a trip to the desert, they could each bring 1 thing.
The soldier states fanatically I'm taking a compass
so I can find my way... |
 | Party in a couple of weeks. |
| I put a posting up a couple of days ago but it has recently disappered. Anyways, My girlfriend and I are putting together a party in a few weeks. I have a great house for entertaining. It is on the... |
 | virile dicks -2 |
A lot of you read my article on virile dicks so here is the
sequel and by now most of you that read that article and actually
took time out to get and test the root have all agreed as... |
 | Adam and Eve |
One day after Adam and Eve has just made out, God suddenly
appears and asks Adam, "My son, how have you liked
thine sex with thine mate?" Adam responds, "Very
good my Lord, I thank thee... |
 | fishing with grandpa |
a grandpa and grandson were driving to go fishing.
The grandpa lights up a cigarette and the grandson asks
" Grandpa can i have one of those?"
the grandpa replies "... |
 | "Plain Jane" |
It's over. Finally it's over and now what? Marriage
was my parents idea. They never forgave me for dropping
out after Oxford. Mummy pushed me into "proper"
society on my return and I... |
 | When should you cuttem loose? |
This is a question, I am posting to everyone. I understand
that there is all types of relationships circling out there.
Some are exclusive and others are mutual. The real dilema
is... |
 | Talking Clock |
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends
late one night, the
drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass
gong..
What's that big... |
 | New to group |
Hi to any one who's interested.I'm a fit 45 year
old guy who wants to meet interesting new people with the
aim to make friendships and have a good time.I'd like
to meet anyone , [size... |
 | My Big Brother |
I have a good big brother who takes care of me all the ways
he can. We enjoy each other's company andkeep some
stuff about our relationship secret. He works at making
sure I have what... |
 | connection expectations? |
how attractive does a profile need to be to pull an email
out of the searching party(s). do most, like me, feel like
an email is a small investment in the possibility and send
an email... |
 | she knocked on my door |
....... looking for a guy named Marc ... i just came out of a hot shoWeR and was wrapped in my toweL...
Her eyes opened when I had opened the door... "Erm ... well ...wrong address i... |
 | smart bartender |
armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for
the bartender. he ordered a drink and when he was served,
asked the bartender if he would get the money from his... |
 | joke |
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be >
seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange
> brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual
about > sexual... |
 | La monotona |
El peor virus para una relacin sexual es caer en la monotona.
Cuando nos acostumbramos a hacer el amor de una misma forma,
sin tratar de buscar nuevas formas o variantes,... |
 | Club fuck session........ |
So, u saw this hot Indian girl at the club the other night,
she was wearing a tight short dress, nice ass and nice tits
too, perky but no bra and you could see her dark brown... |
 | love's special touch |
how is it i can love so much
yet never feel love's special touch
in her was everything i desired
she said i set her soul on fire
but looking back i did nothing to her... |
 | info about S T D |
if one has unprotected sex with someone he doesnt know how
long should he wait until resuming sexual activity ?? what
are the symptoms of 1) gonnereah how long before... |
 | M2M |
Hi Guys !
Hope this is gonna be a quite exciting topic of discussion...that
what %age of Indian Men and actually GAY and still they try
hiding this out.
To me its... |
 | my new secretary |
she is 5ft 10 with 38size breasts, black hairand brown
eyes, thats what my new secretary looks like.
I appointed her thru one of the recruiting agencies, and
she fitted perfectly for... |
 | RAIN |
RAIN
The rain had started falling so hard it was stinging their
skin on impact. As she lay on the ground she could feel her
body sinking into the new sod. Mud and sand... |
 | I don't Believe it!! |
My New Toy
My friends are fond of saying that my last words on this earth
will be something akin to, "hey ya'll, hold my
beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone... |
 | Sex-Friend/Friend-Sex? |
Im trying to understand, if you have the "lets fuck"
attitude, you are rude, but if also go the "lets
be friend" route, most of the time, you get the "lets
only fuck, no... |
 | floating away |
I lie on the floor
but i am floating on air
I open the door
feel the fresh air
Floating up and away
off into the sky
and into the day
It would be... |
 | " Clevage or topless"...? |
Speaking as a young'ish red blooded male i prefer sexy
clevage apposed to a women being topless.We trive on curiosty
we always want to know whats inside and when we open our... |
 | Vacation in Atlantic City |
My mom took my younger sister and me to Atlantic City when
I was 15 and my sister Lucy was 13. There wasn't any gambling
casinos yet and the place was a summer resort. We'd
spend the... |
 | Grove of the Gods: Her incredibly hot 40th birthday as 4 statues of young Greek gods come alive |
Grove of the Naked Gods
It is evening in our new exotic villa in an island somewhere
of the coast of Greece, the one I purchased for you in... |
 | Can you hear me now? |
There I was. Another Saturday night, new town, new apartment,
no pussy. Lying in my bed with my favorite stroke mag, a bottle
of lotion and a hard dick. Im really getting into it... |
