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A grandpa and his grandson go fishing. While on the boat,
the grandpa pulls out a cigar and lights it. The grandson
says "grandpa can I have one of those." The grandfather
replies "Can your dick reach the crack of your ass?"
The grandson says "No." So, the grandpa says
"well then no, son, you're not old enough for
one." After fishing for a short while, he grabs a beer.
The grandson says "grandpa can I have one of those."
The grandfather replies "Can your dick reach the
crack of your ass?" The grandson says "No."
So, the grandpa says "well then no, son, you're
not old enough for one." They continue to fish. Then,
the grandson grabs a brown paper bag and starts eating some
cookies. The grandpa asks "Can I have one of those?"
The grandson replies, "Can your dick reach the crack
of your ass?" Grandfather responds "Well yes
it can." The Grandson says "Good, then go fuck
yourself, grandma made these cookies for me!"
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