Adam and Eve
One day after Adam and Eve has just made out, God suddenly
appears and asks Adam, "My son, how have you liked
thine sex with thine mate?" Adam responds, "Very
good my Lord, I thank thee for such a woman." God smiles
at the response and then replies, "By the way, where
is thine mate?" Adam then says as he points over his
shoulder, "Oh, she is washing up in that river over
there, my Lord". Suddenly, the skies darker and God's
face shines a dark cloud over all of earth and then screams
in a fitful rage, "Nooooo! Curses!!!! Now I shall
never remove that smell from the fish!!!!"
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