Here Today, Dong Tomorrow.
A man has a 20 inch dick, and is depressed because not a woman
in the world would fuck him. So he consults his doctor who
adivses him that there is no such opperation that could
be performed to reduce its size, and not have any adverse
side affect. However, leaning close the doctor tells him
that deep within a forrest, lies a pond with a frog with a
magical ability. Anyone who can get the frog to say "no"
has their penis shrunken by 1 inch. The man asks where he
may find this forrest. The doctor confesses, he does not
know.
So he man searches far and wide for the forest, until one
day, while strolling through a forest, he comes across
a pond, and in the centre, on a lilly pad, sat a frog, with
brilliant emerald green skin. The man shrugs his shoulders,
and whips out his dick, and it flops around his ankles.
"Will you sleep with me?" ask them man to the
frog
"No" replies the frog, and the mans dick instantly
shrinks an inch. Pleased, the man presses on.
"Will you give me head?"
"No." Another inch gone.
"Will you kiss it?"
"No."
"Will you stroke it?"
"No."
"Will you..." Befor the man could continue,
the frog bursts out "Oh for fuck sakes, for the last
time, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!"
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