New two-year degree
A new two-year degree is being offered at many colleges
and universities that many should be interested in: Becoming
a real man. That's right, in just six trimesters your
spouse or significant other can become a real man as well
as earn an MA(Male Arts) degree.
FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 Ypu Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS: When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Things For Christmas
Winter Schedule
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding The Female Response To Getting In
At 4 AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
EAT 100 Get A Life, Learn To Cook
EAT 101 Get A Life, Learn To Cook II
ECO 001A What's Hers Is Hers
Spring Schedule
MEN 120 How Not To Look Like A Butt Face When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetance
MEN 122 YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers
ECO 001C What Was Yours Is Hers
SECOND YEAR Autum Schedule
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take A Shower
SEX 103 How To Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
Winter Schedlue
MEN 210 The Remote: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Child
MEN 212 You Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important
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Spring Schedule
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail
Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing The Blanket Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is Not Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important
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