bar joke
A man is sitting at a bar when he gets a great idea. He says,
"bartender, bring me a beer". The bartender
brings it to him and he downs it. Then he says, "bartender,
i bet you a thousand dollars that I can put this glass behind
the liquor rack and jack off and get it all in the glass".
The bartender smiles and says "ok pal you've
got a bet". So then the man goes over to a bunch of guys
in the corner playing pool, and stays over there talking
to them for a while, and when he returns he says, "ok
bartender, put that glass back there". So he whips
out his pecker and starts jacking. When he's ready
to cum he says "Ok, here we go", and he shoots
his load, getting it all over the bar, the bartender, and
everything else around, but not hitting the glass at all.
The bartender smiles and laughs and says, "ok pal,
you missed, now give me my money". He says "ok
just a sec". He makes his way back over to the guys in
the corner, and after a little conversation, comes back
to the bar with a large stack of cash. He gives the bartender
his thousand and proudly pockets the rest. The bartender
is quite confused by this and asks whats going on. The man
says, " well i bet the guys in the corner ten thousand
dollars that i could cum all over you, your bar, and everything
else up here and you would still smile at me.
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