fishing with grandpa
a grandpa and grandson were driving to go fishing.
The grandpa lights up a cigarette and the grandson asks
" Grandpa can i have one of those?"
the grandpa replies " well does your pecker reach
your ass?" the grandson replies puzzled " NO"
"well then you can have one".
they make it to the lake and an hour has pass fishing. The
grandpa pulls out a flask and takes a huge slug. the grandson
asks " Grandpa can i have a drink of that ?" the
grandpa replies yet again " Can your pecker reach
your ass?" the grandson replies "No "
and goes back to fishing.
the grandson pulls out of his back pack a big plate of brownies.
the grandpa asks " Can i have some of those brownies?"
the grandson says" can your pecker reach your ass?"
Grandpa chuckles a bit and replies "Yes, yes it does".
the grandson replies " good, go fuck yourself then
cause grandma made these for me".
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