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smart bartenderarmless man walked into a bar which was empty except for
the bartender. he ordered a drink and when he was served,
asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet
in his pocket, since he has no arms.
would tip the glass top his lips. the bartender did this
until the man finished his drink. he then asked if the bartender
would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his
lips. the bartender did it and commented it must be very
difficult not to hav arms and hav to ask someone to do nearly
everything for him.
the man said, "yes it is a bit embarrassing at times.
by the way, where is the restroom?
the bartender quickly replied, " the closest one
is in the gas station three blocks down the street." |
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