Nursing Home Sex...
Two women were talking about their lives since they had
become Nursing Home residents. They both agreed that life
was still good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather
upset because her sex life had really died out since she
and her husband had come to the nursing home.
The other woman, Mabel, said that her sex life was still
wonderful. "The secret to great sex is this: When
my husband is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lay
on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes
out and sees me like that he gets so excited, we have wild
sex the rest of the night!"
Ethel said, "I'm going to try that tonight!"
When her husband is getting ready in the bathroom that night,
Ethel takes off all her clothes. Although it's quite
a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty
soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well.
After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards
and can't move. It's not too long before her husband
comes out of the bathroom...
With a shocked look on his face, her husband yells: "For
God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth
in, you look like an asshole!"
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