 | 80 year-old virgin |
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in
her crotch area. She goes to the doctor who checks her out
and tells her she has crabs. She explained that she couldn't
have... |
 | Robot Secretary |
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious
techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary
of... |
 | Hard to find in the northwest |
I am a married bi-sexual woman. My husband knows and is very
understanding. The only problem is meeting women. I moved
from California almost four years ago to Washington. Since
the... |
 | Pensamientos Alcoholicos Anonimos |
"Algunas veces cuando reflexiono acerca de toda
la cerveza que he bebido, me siento avergonzado. Pero luego
veo mas all del tarro y pienso en los trabajadores de la
cervecera y... |
 | Honest size problem.............. |
Hi;
I'm here because of a former relationship which finallyhad to end for an embarrassing reason........(well, more
embarrassing for her perhaps). My "ex" was a petite... |
 | Distance got in our |
Distance got in our way.
(Breaking Up Article)
I once lived at a backpackers resort by the beach, and was
constantly meeting lovely women from all over the world.
Needless to... |
 | Decisions |
Decisions
Living in this lonely world my heart just wants to hide
But someone comes along and shortly Im denied
I try to pour my heart out and tell her the reasons... |
 | Leyendo a Arwen |
Hoy lei por la maana lei el articulo de arwen que se llama
recuerdos, por la tarde aprovechado el dia frio mire television
en donde transmitieron por enecima vez" el padrino
2", que... |
 | Re: Online Cheating |
sweetpee23: Is it, phone c cheating on your BF to have online guys
from around the world lined up for chat, e-mailalls?
It sure is, especially as you imply your BF would not like
it. ... |
 | Lo que la mujeres quieren |
Aunque les parezca extrao a la mayoria de los hombres,
las mujeres necesitamos "fore-play", porque
por muy grande que estes no tenemos la misma sesibilidad
que ustedes.
Cuando... |
 | First Time I Shared My Wife |
Hi, my name is Mike and I'm from South Tx. My ex-wife's
name is Monica and I am here to tell you all of our first time
threeway encounter.
It all started when I would... |
 | Guys in 30's, please respond |
This question is for the guys. Do you think there's
a chance for a woman, mid 40's having a long-term relationship
with a guy in his early-to-mid 30's? Before you say
'get someone your... |
 | tener sexo con una mujer que no te agrada |
Como hacer la primera vez que se da hacer el amor con una mujer
que no te agrada? que dificil no? bueno a mi me a tocado la
situacion y puedo afirmarlo que es bastante embarazosa
ya que... |
 | Las aventuras morbosas de Rosamary - Cap XV |
LA AVENTURAS MORBOSAS DE ROSAMARYCAPITULO XV
*****
Cuando el taxista la tom en el aeropuerto de Mlaga, Rosamary
se dio cuenta que an llevaba la faldita que le haba... |
 | Sexo?? Con Amor o Sin Amor |
A quien no le gusta el sexo? francamente a nadie, a todos
les gusta, pero llega un momento en el que el sexo se divide
en 2 estapas: la 1ra Sexo sin amor, que es el ocasional solo
para... |
 | I am a single male,in love with 1 and crazy for the passion of another. |
I am in love with a great lady and engaged to her but I also
have a friend that I've known for years and have had the most
incredible sex with for just as long. Each of the woman... |
 | Las estadisticas no fallan |
Asunto: Las estadisticas no fallan
10% de los hombres han hecho el amor, una vez por lo menos,
en el
ascensor, escaleras o en la calle.
... |
 | Puedo cumplir tu fantasia mujer... |
Puedo cumplir tu fantasa y hacer lo que ms te haga gozar
en la cama.
Poder recorrer y besar con mi boca todo tu cuerpo hasta el
xtasis total.
Jugar con tu cuerpo hasta hacerte... |
 | Mi primera vez |
Hola:Recuerdo como ahora mi entrada a este mundo.Siendo
una chica de doce aos visite una vecina que me pidio le ayudara
a medirse una ropa/Ella era de 24 y tenia una piel perfecta
lo ... |
 | El Viaje... |
En una ocasin me ofrec para recoger a una amiga en otra
ciudad, por lo que sal temprano porque eran 2 horas y media
de camino; llegu a las 8.30 am por ella, y me pas al departamento
que... |
 | Beautiful souls, part 2 |
I give up! I have tried six times to post a reply to everyone
at the original thread, but none is showing up. I didn't
want you all to think I hadn't seen your replies...or
that I... |
 | Las aventuras morbosas de Rosamary - Cap. XVII |
CAPTULO XVII
*****
- Pasa. Est abierto!. - Exclam, pero Oh, sorpresa!.
Era la camarera de pisos.
- Oh!. Perdone.- Dijo la muchacha quedando inmovilizada
ante tan morbosa... |
 | One Heart, Two People |
What do you do when you're in a stalled relationship
with a man you love and you meet another man who makes your
heart leap out of your chest? I'll tell you what I did.
I was in a... |
 | ERA UN DIA CUALQUIERA DE VERANO |
Era un da cualquiera de verano, acababa de amanecer, y
el calor empezaba a ser ya fuerte.
Te habas levantado con una sensacin de nostalgia que
te invada, as que decidiste ir a esa... |
 | UN POEMA EROTICO |
FANTASIA COSTEA
Cuando te conoc en aquel primer viaje
Me impacto tu estatura y tu esbelto cuerpo
Y no te volv a ver mas
Quien eres?
La secretaria de la jefe... |
 | so soon |
I don't no y some people just jump in to a relationship
so after they break up with some one that has been in a long
term relationship. how can some people just do that they
don't give... |
 | Do lesbians prefer oral sex? |
My g/f never goes down on me. Sometimes she won't even
let me go down on her. Does this mean she doesn't like
it? I always try to get her to tell me what she wants and she
says she... |
 | No Peace |
There is no peace in passion:
In Love, there is no hope.
Feminine wiles and masculine guiles
Will wrap your neck with rope.
Your lover's eyes might beckon... |
 | COMO SE SIENTE UNA MUJER AL LOGRAR QUE SU PAREJA TENGA SU ORGASMO |
El orgasmo es el climax del sexo por eso cuando tu pareja
eyacula ya sea en tu vagina, entre tus senos , en tu espalda
en tu pelo o en el lugar que sea , que sientas ese calorcito
esa... |
 | UN DETALLE HISTRICO PARA SEXO-ADICTOS |
RELATAN LAS CRNICAS, QUE EN LA ANTIGUA CULTURA JAPONESA EXISTA UNA TERRIBLE Y DELICIOSA TORTURA PARA LOS AMANTES DE LAS DONCELLAS QUE ERAN DESCUBIERTOS POR LOS CELOSOS MARIDOS.
EL AMANTE ERA... |
