Baxter's new hunting rifle..
Baxter was so excited when his new hunting rifle came in,
he picked it up at lunchtime and couldn't wait to show
it to his hunting buddy who lived just across the street
a couple of doors down from hisownself. So he hurried over
to his hunting buddy's house to show him the gun in the
middle of the day. He was telling him to check it out.. "just
look through that scope he said, you could read the newspaper
at 200 yards." Yeap said his buddy.. as he peered all
down the street though his window. "Hey Baxter..
I can see your house real clear... I can even see inside your
bedroom window.. real clear." "well, what
do you see? said Baxter." Not good Baxter.... I can
see clearly that your wife is naked.. and the milkman is
with her.... and he's naked too." "oh no"
said Baxter... he was distraught. Baxter reached into
his coat pocket and pulled out two bullets. "I want
you to do me a favor" said Baxter, "I want you
to shoot the milkman's dick off... then I want you to
shoot my wife in the head..." His buddy handed one
bullet back and said. "Bax... I'll only need
one bullet".
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