Many indigenous languages have no words for legions of
This Thanksgiving I'm very thankful for many things.
I'm grateful I decided to go ahead and buy a bed. I'm
grateful I don't have to go anywhere or see anybody.
I'm grateful I don't have to pretend to like people
I hate. I'm grateful that Tish and I have jobs so that
we're not going to become white trash, but stay the
pseudo-rednecks we are. I'm grateful that I'm
losing weight. I'm grateful for the doohickey. But
mostly I'm grateful that I'm not having explosive
diarrhea every 25 minutes.
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