HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER

A little humour for my friends.


Kiwi


HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER




Well, now......here's something I never knew before,


and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it


on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that


they, too, will feel edified.


Isn't history more fun when you know something about
it?


Giving the Finger






Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French,


anticipating victory over the English, proposed to


cut off the middle finger of all captured English


soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be


impossible to draw the renowned English longbow


and therefore they would be incapable of fighting


in the future.


This famous weapon was made of the native English


Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was


known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck
yew").


Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English


won a major upset and began mocking the French by


waving their middle fingers at the defeated


French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew!


"PLUCK YEW!"


Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say,
the


difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has


gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative 'F',


and thus the words often used in conjunction


with the one-finger-salute!


It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the


arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic


gesture is known as "giving the bird."


And yew thought yew knew everything.

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