Cowboy
Three Texan surgeons are having lunch one day and are talking
about some of their most successful surreys.
First Surgeon; I had a man that was a construction worker
come into my office after an accident with a power saw that
cut off both of his hands. I reattached his hands and now
he is a renowned artis who paintings go for thousands of
dollars each.
Not wanting to be out done the second Surgeon starts talking.
Second Surgeon; Well that's nothing, I had a Broadway
dancer come into my office that had his legs cut off after
he was run overed by a subway train ran over them when he fell
off the platform at the Time Square station. I reattached
them, and not only is he back dancing, he is also running
in the Boston Marathon next week.
The third Surgeon speaks up and said.
Well, I got you both beat! I had this cowboy come into my office
who was thrown from his horse that was spooked by a rattle
snake, the horse was so scared that it ran off a cliff and
die. The cowboy after being thrown skidded threw a patch
of very hard and sharp cacti, ripping his ass total off,
thinking fast, I sent a crew out to recover the horse, with
the horse, I removed it's ass and sew it onto the cowboy.
The other two Surgeons wanting to hear more ask, Well! What
happen to the cowboy? What is he doing now?
The third Surgeon replies;
Oh him? He's running for reelection as President of
the United States.
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