Rednecks & Beer
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road
drinking a
couple of bottles of Milby's.
The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead,
Earl, it's a po-
lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin'
these here
beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba, " Earl said. "We'll
just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel
off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the
bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles
under the seat and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said,
"You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir, " Earl said. "We're on the
patch."
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