Scottish Highland Hospitality
A commercial traveller was driving through the Scottish
Highlands when his car broke down. There was a cottage nearby,
so he went up to it and knocked on the door. The door opened
to
reveal a burly Highlander.
"My car has conked out, " said the traveller,
"Where can I spend the night?"
"Why, right here of course!" said the Scot,
"Come in and avail yourself of our world famous hospitality."
The traveller duly entered the humble but cosy
residence. "Jeannie, " the host shouted in
the direction of the kitchen. In response to his call his
beautiful daughter appeared. "Jeannie, make a meal
for the gentleman and remember
to uphold our great tradition of Highland hospitality."
The traveller was soon tucking into an appetising meal;
the girl had indeed spared no effort to extend Highland
hospitality to the
guest.
"And now, " said the Highlander, "I'm
afraid I must go out and milk the cows, but just make yourself
at home and take full advantage of our world famous Highland
hospitality."
No sooner had the door closed behind him than the traveller
set about seducing the lovely daughter. In no time at all
he had her on floor and was on the job.
Suddenly the door opened and there stood the Highlander.
He took one look at what was going on and his face turned purple
with rage. He dropped his two buckets of milk with a crash
and verbally vented his wrath.
"After all I have been saying about the Highland
hospitality, " he roared, "Arch your back
woman, and take the poor man's balls off the cold floor."
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