cowboy in gay bar
a cowboy walks up to the door of a bar, upon entering he notices
that all the men are gay. he doesn't care because he
is thirsty. he sits at the bar, bar tender comes up and say, "
what is the name of your cock?" the cowboy, shocked,
answers, "just listen, i'm not gay, i'm
not into that. i am just here for one quick drink!"
the bartender says " i cannot serve you until you tell
me the name of your cock, as everyone here has a name for their
cock." the cowboy is shocked even more and says..."
let me think about it." he looks arond the room at the
people that are sitting next to him, leans over to the man
behind him and asks " what is the name of your cock?"
the gay patron responds, "mine is called Ford....because
it is built 'Ford tough'." then the cowby
scans the and rolls his eyes, and says to himself...oooookaaaay.
then turns around. the bartender returns and asks "
do you have a name for your cock yet?" the cowboy asks
the bartender, "what is the name of yours?"
and the bartender smiles and winks at him and says, "mine
is called Snickers, as Snickers really satisfies."
then the cowboy got excited and said..."I have it...i
have a name! mine is called secret." the bartender
said " why secret?" the cowboy responds, "as
mine is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"
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