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mistaken identity

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says to the guy, "What
can I get you?" "Make it a whiskey, " says
the man, who promptly throws it down in one gulp.
"That'll be three dollars, " says the
bartender.

"Screw you!" says the man. "You offered
to get me something. I thought you were paying."

"Get out, " says the bartender. "You're
banned. I don't need your crap."

Two years later, the same man walks into the same bar with
the same bartender.

The bartender looks at him and says, "You're
the jerk who tried to con a drink out of me, aren't you?"

"Excuse me, but I have no idea what you're talking
about, " says the customer. "I've never
been to this bar before in my life!"

"Sorry. My mistake, " says the bartender.
"You must have a double."

"Hey thanks, dude!" says the customer. "Make
it whiskey."