Make your own pussy
Homemade Pussy Device
The plantain vagina in my opinion has to be the best homemade
male masturbation device that I have ever used. Forget
about buying expensive artificial vaginas that are out
on the market. Most of them hardly work at all, they don't
satisfy, and they will lighten your wallet! Unfortunately,
men don't have the sensual luxury women have in that
they can use a myriad amount of vibrators, dildoes, double
dongs, and even cucumbers to get off on. Sure, men can stick
a dildo or butt plug up their asses, but if they are not inclined
towards the anal arts, then what's the use?
The plantain vagina is not only natural, but it's inexpensive!
The plantains go for about 3 or 4 per U.S. dollar. Plantains
can be found in the United States in Hispanic (Latin American)
bodegas (a Spanish store) or markets, and if you live near
either a Puerto Rican, Cuban, Mexican, Dominican community
you will always find tons of plantains so cheap that you
would think they're giving them away!
For our randy British wanker cousins, you chaps can go into
any West Indian market in your UK towns to find plantains.
All West Indian people like Jamaicans, Barbarians, Bahamians,
and even Brazilians eat and love plantains. Similarly
in the US, and Canada plantains can also be found in West
Indian / Jamaican markets if you have them in your towns.
Many regular super markets also carry plantains, and I
have even seen them at a "Lucky's" super
market in Orange County, California when I was visiting
that part of the country.
To start, 7 let's get some things straight.
According to the University of Florida, Institute of Food
and Agricultural Sciences, plantains are classified
thusly:
"Plantains are hybrid bananas in which the male flowering
axis is either degenerated, lacking, or possesses relicts
of male flowers. Plantains are always cooked before consumption
and are higher in starch than bananas."
The fruit you want to get for the plantain vagina is not the
common banana that is eaten as is. Common bananas are too
small and would break if you put your cock in them. You want
to use the fruit that is usually cooked but in our case,
we are not going to cook it, but instead we are going to look
for one that is at the right stage of ripeness to make your
vagina. The following list underneath can give you an idea
of the right plantain to pick at the perfect stage.
Green Plantain: Not the one to use! Starchy with a taste
more comparable to a potato. Use in recipes that require
a starchy vegetable taste. Pulp is ivory color and firm
and too hard for a vagina like feel.
Yellow Plantain: This is the one to use for the plantain
vagina! Yellow skin may be freckled with black spots. The
pulp inside is semi soft to soft and it can be easily pushed
out.
Black: Not the one to use! Too soft and yucky looking. The
black stage ranges from heavy black spotting to a fully
black plantain.
So, as a reminder we want to use the yellow plantain with
freckled black spots. This plantain has the right amount
of ripeness to fool your cock into believing that it's
in a real pussy!
Ok, so now we know which plantain to get! Follow these instructions
to create the ultimate in natural masturbation technology!
1. Go to the market and look for plantain that is fairly large
in size. Pick a plantain that you can visualize your erect
cock fitting snuggly inside. Make sure the plantain is
somewhat ripe. If not too ripe, take it home and put it in
a brown paper bag so that it could ripen for about a couple
of days. Wash the outside of the plantain with some mild
soap if you want. Dry it with paper towels.
2. The plantain should be ready to use when the outside skin
is not too green or not too black. It should be somewhat yellow
with a little black spots here and there. It should also
be somewhat soft to the touch.
3. The banana leaf consists of a long, tube-like structure
called a sheath. Your cock will go inside the sheath. To
accomplish this, you cut the end tip of the plantain that
is large enough for your cock to fit into. Not too loose,
and not too tight that your cock won't fit into it. When
you have cut the end to a size that you think will fit your
cock, you then squeeze out the plantain pulp. Gently squeeze
the pulp starting at the front and work your way towards
the top. It's a good idea to squeeze the pulp out in sections
using a soft squeezing motion. We don't want to break
the plantain skin.
4. When all the pulp has been squeezed out, your plantain
vagina is ready to use. Since you are going to be pumping
it furiously we recommend that you punch a few little holes
towards the top of the plantain. The reason we do this is
for some of the air inside the plantain to escape when you
are thrusting in and out. If the holes are not punched, there
will be air pockets, and the plantain will have a tendency
to break.
5. How do you use the plantain vagina? First, lube your cock.
The walls of the plantain contain a deliciously slippery
natural substance that feels like the inside of a real vagina.
All you have to do is wet your cock with a little water or spit.
Saliva is the best lubricant to use, although one can use
KY or Astroglide mixed with a little spit. Believe it when
we say it this will be one of the best orgasms you will ever
have. It's simple, you lube your hard cock, then you
insert it into the opening of the plantain. At this moment,
you slide your cock into the sheath as if you had a condom
on. After this you will use both your hands to move the sheath
up and down your cock until you feel like your are going to
climax. The orgasm is unbelievable!
One can also run the plantain skin under hot water to emulate
the temperature of a real vagina. This is optional. In addition,
one can place the plantain skin between a mattress or anything
that will hold it in place. By doing this, your hands can
be free, and you can pump it in the usual way you fuck a pussy.
Don't be alarmed if your cock is covered in some of the
plantain pulp. The pulp contains natural enzymes and proteins
that will only lubricate and nourish your cock.
Please let us know how your plantain vagina worked out!
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