Smile
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming
truck and everyone inside dies. When they get to meet their
maker, because of the grief they have experienced, He decides
to grant them one wish each before they enter Heaven.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what
their wish is. "I want to be gorgeous."
So God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in
line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This
goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but
when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line
starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this
guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his
wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make
'em all ugly again."
So, the next time you are last in line...smile!
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