A WW II battleship was sailing around when suddenly
A WW II battleship was sailing around when suddenly it was
attacked by an enemy ship. The captain stood up self assured
and called out, "Bring me my red shirt!" It was
brought, he put it on and, after a long battle, they were
victorious. The crew looked to the captain and asked, why
the red shirt? "This shirt is the color of blood. If
I am wounded, you cannot see that I am bleeding and you will
fight without thinking about me." The next day, two
enemy ships attack. The captain stood up with self assurance
and called out, "Bring me my red shirt!" The
crew gazed up in his self confidence and, after a long battle,
the day was won. The next day, the watchman looked out and
saw an entire fleet of ships heading at them. He called out
to the captain and crew. The captain took the spy glass and
looked out. He stood self assured, looked at the enemy ships,
and called out, "Bring me my brown pants!"
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