Airplane Ride
I found my seat on an empty flight, all the way in the back of the
plane, 4 rows behind the bathrooms. I had just started to read when a
fat woman started bitching at me for taking her seat. Rather than
argue, I moved over to the window.
She kept bitching and pissed me off, so I showed her my ticket, and
said that there was a good chance that she had read her ticket wrong.
She read her ticket and her mouth fell open, and she started
apologizing. We started talking, and as soon as the Captain leveled
off and turned down the lights, she stood up and grabbed a blanket out
of the overhead bin.
She pulled the blanket over us, and said "I owe you this." She then
gave me a blow job and sucked me dry!
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